Common Sense in Life

Do you have friends who don't have much common sense? and everytime you talk to them, you feel like slapping them? Well, here are some tips for those people...

1. If you are in debt, taking unpaid leave or MC won't help you very much....
2. If you are breaking up with your short term boyfriend, you will only need to return the ring only if it is made of diamond gold or silver, other then that, throw it away....
3. When your boss tells you that he is unhappy with you.... he IS unhappy with you.
4. Never say this sentence....or anything similar to that..."OMG... see that little girl peeing by the road side makes me horny...."
5. If your parents buy you a car, BE THANKFUL and never complain...
6. Buying a old model modified sports car does not help you (or your father) save on petrol money...
7. If you are above 25 and have never worked once in your life, you need to rethink your future...
8. Never buy clothes that are a few size too small.
9. Never buy Bras that are a few size too big...
10. If you have been playing that particular instrument for more than 10 years and still don't know how to play any other scale other then B flat, Please, stop playing....
11. If you are playing in the band for more than 10 years and still don't know the difference between a Minor Harmonic and a Minor Melodic, stop playing as well...
12. If you have been playing in the band for more than 10 years and have no idea how to hear if you are sharp or flat, it is alright, because you can use a tuner and no body will blame you.
13. If you have no idea how to hear you are sharp or flat and still refuse to use the tuner, please... go kill yourself...
14. If you are still getting pocket money from your parents even after you start work or after you are 25, you need to start growing some balls....
15. If your parents are paying for your education, Failing is a bad way to repay them.
16. You should understand that your parent's money does not grow on trees even though it is made of paper...
17. If you are above 25 and still needs your father to pay for your car's monthly installment, car insurence or car petrol (in full, 50% or with shell card discounted points).... Then please, dont drive, cause you can't afford....
18. If you are offended by any of the things written above, then you are the fellow without common sense...